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Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Engagement Reaction

Sheldon: I gargled with tequila. I may have swallowed a tiny bit.
Leonard: You all right?
Sheldon: Fine, thank you for asking. I love you so much.

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Love Car Displacement

Leonard: (To Raj) No, we don't want to watch Bridget Jones' Diary.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Boyfriend Complexity

Sheldon: *Sees Leonard & Penny kissing* Oh, frickity frack. Not this again.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Zazzy Substitution

Sheldon: I was going to name him Hermann von Helmholtz, but he's so zazzy.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Desperation Emanation

Sheldon: Amy Farrah Fowler, that's the most pragmatic thing anyone has ever said to me.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The 21-Second Excitation

Sheldon: Knock Knock.
Leonard: Who's there?
Sheldon: Hugh.
Leonard: Hugh who?
Sheldon: Hugh guys ought to listen to me.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Toast Derivation

Sheldon: Mmm, this is good. Whatever this is.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Thespian Catalyst

Sheldon: I was expecting applause but I suppose stunned silence is equally appropriate.

Quote from Raj in the episode The Roommate Transmogrification

Raj: Well, uh, to paraphrase Shakespeare, "It's better to have loved and lost than to stay home every night and download increasingly shameful pornography."

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Cruciferous Vegetable Amplification

Leonard: What ya doin' there? Working on a new plan to catch the Road Runner?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Boyfriend Complexity

Sheldon: Do you even think about other people, Leonard?

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Zazzy Substitution

Sheldon: She was a girl who was my friend who is now a girl who is not my friend.
Penny: Wow. That's like the worst country song ever.

Quote from Mary Cooper in the episode The Zazzy Substitution

Sheldon: That's preposterous. I'm not pining for anybody.
Mary Cooper: Oh, lamb chop. We can quibble what to call it, but I think we can both agree it's creepy.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Love Car Displacement

Amy: Travel makes me constipated so I am the ideal hotel roommate.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Alien Parasite Hypothesis

Amy: I'm suddenly feeling flushed. My heart rate is elevated, my palms are clammy, my mouth is dry. In addition, I keep involuntarily saying hoo.
Penny: Oh, we know what's causing that, don't we?
Amy: It's no mystery. I obviously have the flu coupled with sudden-onset Tourette's syndrome.

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