Season 3 Quotes Page 18 of 50
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Gorilla Experiment
Sheldon: Mom was right, hell is real.
Quote from Zack Johnson in the episode The Lunar Excitation
Zack: Cool, it's gonna be in 3-D!
Quote from Penny in the episode The Precious Fragmentation
Penny: I need to go back to dating dumb guys from the gym.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Gorilla Experiment
Sheldon: Howard?
Howard: Yeah?
Sheldon: Your shoes are delightful, where did you get them?
Howard: What?
Sheldon: Bazinga! I don't care.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Vengeance Formulation
Sheldon: (On helium) Kripke! I found the nozzle. I'm gonna kill you!
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Pirate Solution
Raj: You want me to work with you?
Sheldon: For me!
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Vengeance Formulation
Sheldon: I refuse to sink to his level.
Raj: You can't sink, with all that helium in you, you're lucky you don't flow away.
Quote from Penny in the episode The Cornhusker Vortex
Penny: Here, have some pizza, sweetie.
Leonard: You know I'm lactose intolerant.
Penny: I know; I just need you to stop talking.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Adhesive Duck Deficiency
Sheldon: When was the last time you had your menstrual cycle?
Penny: Oh, I'm not answering that Sheldon.
Sheldon: I'm going to say in progress.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Pants Alternative
Raj: You own the damn thing, just take a freaking sweater.
Sheldon: I didn't turn a profit last quarter by taking product off the shelves willy-nilly.
Quote from Penny in the episode The Staircase Implementation
Leonard: Can I sleep on your couch tonight?
Penny: Well, you can try. But the neighbors across the hall are being very noisy.
Leonard: Oh, you heard that, huh?
Penny: Yeah, apparently the one fella changed the thermostat, and then the other fella went bat-crap crazy.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Guitarist Amplification
Sheldon: I should have asked for much more than a comic book and a robot.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Jiminy Conjecture
Sheldon: Could we focus on what's important here? I lost a bet to Wolowitz!
Quote from Mary Cooper in the episode The Electric Can Opener Fluctuation
Mary Cooper: There's no alcohol in this household. Stop talking like that. And lose the hat.
Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Precious Fragmentation
Sheldon: Oh, here's a fun fact. Ketchup started out as a general term for sauce, typically made of mushrooms or fish brine with herbs and spices. Some popular early main ingredients included blueberry, anchovy, oyster, kidney bean, and grape.
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