The Big Bang Theory Quotes

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Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Jiminy Conjecture

Raj: I don't like bugs, okay. They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Lizard-Spock Expansion

Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

Quote from Howard in the episode The Tangerine Factor

Howard: You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin.
Sheldon: Why?
Howard: Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Gorilla Experiment

Sheldon: Why are you crying?
Penny: Because I'm stupid.
Sheldon: That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.

Latest Quotes

Quote from Leonard in the episode The Stockholm Syndrome

Sheldon: Carbon. Hydrogen. Carbon. Carbon. And last but not least, carbon.
Leonard: This might be the glue talking, but that was a very pleasurable 139 and a half hours.
Sheldon: Agreed.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Stockholm Syndrome

Leonard: What kind of DNA is this, anyway?
Sheldon: I was trying to design the genetic code of an advanced race of human being. One of my rare failures, actually.
Leonard: What went wrong?
Sheldon: The balls kept sticking to my pants.

Quote from Sheldon in the episode The Stockholm Syndrome

Leonard: Oh, don't slam the-
Sheldon: Don't slam the [gasps] That was exhilarating.

Quote from Amy in the episode The Stockholm Syndrome

Leonard: You pick up your dresses?
Amy: Yep. The tailor had to take mine in and let Penny's out. Best day of my life.
Sheldon: What about the day you met me?
Amy: I stand by my statement.

Quote Collections

  • Leonard and Penny Quotes Leonard and Penny Quotes

    The best quotes from Leonard and Penny's relationship, including the moment they met across the hall, their first kiss, their first date, their engagement and their weddings.

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    The best quotes from Sheldon and Amy's relationship from their first meeting to the signing of the relationship agreement, their first kisses to their first "I love you"s, their engagement and their wedding.