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Raj: I don't like bugs, okay? They freak me out.
Sheldon: Interesting. You're afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic.

Sheldon: Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.

Sheldon: I really did think you looked pretty.
Amy: You did?
Sheldon: Yes. So much so that I started to panic.
Amy: Well you can relax. Just because you think I look pretty doesn't mean we have to spend the night together.
Sheldon: Were you hoping we would because it's prom?
Amy: I'm always hoping. But tonight, I just wanted to have a nice time with you. Maybe dance with someone who has arms.

Howard: You know, I'm really glad you decided to learn Mandarin.
Sheldon: Why?
Howard: Once you're fluent, you'll have a billion more people to annoy instead of me.

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Raj: If you people think this is better than Tom Hanks-Giving, you're all crazy.

Amy: Well, you got me something. Here.
Sheldon: Cookies?
Amy: They're your MeeMaw's Christmas cookies. I called and got the recipe.
Sheldon: They're perfect. It tastes like her hugs.
Amy: Merry Christmas, Sheldon.
Sheldon: I can't believe this. You're happy. I'm happy. Maybe a holiday that's all about giving isn't so - Get your hand out of that box!

Amy: You got me something?
Sheldon: Oh. Not just something. It's from the heart, it's holiday-themed, and I swallowed the gift receipt so you can not return it.

Raj: Amy, that pudding was delicious.
Sheldon: If you like raisins.
Amy: Thank you. And it's figs.
Sheldon: Oh. In that case, it was pretty good.

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